I found a 2 dollar bill on the street once.

Joined March 2020
Atheist Twitter kinda sucks.
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If I’ve unfollowed you recently, it’s because you retweet or like tweets where people talk about something tragic that happened to them recently and it showed up on my home page one too many times.
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3rd week of the new job. Still going really well. I think I’ll begin to accept that this is actually what they said it would be.
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Cops on horses always give me the impression that being arrested by them would mean getting hog tied and draped over the horse’s ass.
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Absence of evidence isn’t evidence of absence. The fact that you can’t disprove something doesn’t mean you prove it correct. Coincidences do exist. You’re not smarter than other people for thinking otherwise.
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If you’re not performing to the standards you agreed to when starting a job, you don’t have the right to be upset if you get fired.
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Falcon and the Winter Soldier? More like if that interests you then great but no thank you and the next option please.
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I buy my wife tampons/pads just like I buy any other necessity, sometimes on their own. We have a wild, frequent, extremely hot sex life. I’m not saying these two facts are connected, but they’re definitely not disconnected. Anyway. Off to probably have sex. It’s Saturday.
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Rush Limbaugh died. Good.
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There’s no such thing as the friend zone. Not every girl you’re into has to like you. Find one who does and be happy about making a new friend.
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Is it weird to anyone else that @jimmyfallon has a talk show and not a sometimes-improve-the-sketch-and-sometimes-ruin-it-by-laughing show?
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If working for a huge company is a good goal, why don’t more people want to work for Wal Mart?
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If you’ve tried everything, that doesn’t mean it’s time to give up. That means it’s time to try other things.
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It’s time to be really blunt about something. Democrats are good at checking boxes to make it seem like they’ve done everything they can. Republicans are good at actually accomplishing shit regardless of showing their work.
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This is dumb. You can be thankful for what you have and want to continue to grow and do better without placing more value on where you are due to its comparison to people who have less. Enough.
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So, quick question. Say Trump isn’t legally guilty of something only a president can be guilty of, due to not being president. I can accept that. That doesn’t mean he can’t be tried for something different, right?
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I can’t believe that more people in a room full of people that supported an insurrection didn’t vote to convict the person who lit its fire. I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.
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Friday of last week was my last day with a very large company. I now work for a very small company. That was on purpose. Our government has the ability that all large entities do to make right seem wrong and wrong seem right. Don’t fall for it.
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If you post a video clip out of context, and enough people show that the full clip implies something very different than the clip out of context, the social media platform should give the OP some sort of strike. Enough strikes, and you’re off the platform.
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